Oh my goodness ThePornDude, is this what it feels like to be you every second of the day? Having an uncontrollable penis that rises and falls with the porn that you watch…what kind of curse from the Devil himself is this?! Between 1-10 posts per hour I don’t know if it was the thought of the cat or the notion of a living being having my pee-pee in their mouth did something to my pecker, but it immediately became hard, and I felt the need to rip off my pants and start to stroke it. Sparkles, the cat that mother, unfortunately, put down after discovering my dingus accidentally in his mouth. But as I was watching female after female getting drenched in my praise despite having a giant weenie in their mouths, I started to feel my little penis start to move.Once again, I was reminded of Mr. Sure, I was staring at the beautiful females and praising them internally, marveling at their self-confidence and the skills to tame a man.
Other instances, there were well over 2000 online members – sometimes, close to 2.5k! I don’t have to tell you that any subreddit would be envious of those kinds of numbers – even those that are NSFW (Not Safe For Work) subreddits! /Blowjobs has done it, though, and the result is a massive community of likeminded people that are coming together to get off with one another to some of the hottest blowjob content available on the Internet.I have to say that I was on the fence about staring at blowjob videos for a moment. When I logged onto the subreddit, I expected to see a lot of people subscribed to the sub – after all, Chads love to have their weenies sucked! When I logged on, though, I wasn’t expecting to see closer to a million subscribed members than not! Wow, oh wow, wow, wow, that is a ton of people!What made me jump in my chair in shock is how many people were online at any given moment: over 2000! The exact number fluctuated widely: sometimes, it was less than 2000 but on the cusp of being at 2000 simultaneous online members. I don’t know about you friend, but to me, that sounds like a poop load of people to subscribe to one subreddit. Oh my goodness, I think I might splatter some ectoplasm all over the female’s face if one decided to reward me for being such a legendary white knight with a pee-pee suck! Over 670,000 subscribed members Hot dog! I never knew it would look like that! Now imagine what that would feel like. I found out what that would look like with a visit to /Blowjob. My curiosity sprang one Summer morning when I tripped with my dingus hanging out as my cat was eating his breakfast, when my pee-pee slid into his mouth by accident! It accidentally went into the back of his throat a few times until mother pulled me away from the vicious clutches of the cat and saved me from having it eat my weenie off!Since then, I have always wondered how it would feel to have my penis inside of a real human mouth. Reddit Blowjobs, aka r/Blowjobs! Deep down inside, I have always wondered what it felt like to get a blowjob.